“Oh God, where are you now?” once sang Detroit’s folk hero Sufjan Stevens, and I thought something very similar this morning when I caught the youtube recap of Britney Spear’s “return to the stage” at the VMA’s. As you know I don’t post about pop culture or things like this on a normal day. If you’re into that, Stereogum would likely be your best friend. But this, this is an important event. My heart broke a little when I saw it. I wanted Britney to have an awesome and highly talked-about performance. I wanted it to be the be-all end-all of award show gigs, I wanted her return to fame to overthrow even less deserving recent heiresses….but nothing anywhere remotely close to that would happen.
Britney was horrible, looked horrible, danced horrible, and couldn’t even lip-synch. I guess the days of the boy and girl bands are officially over. At least they were memorable.
EDIT: Looks like Viacom got to Dailymotiwon pretty quick. For now, head over to Buzznet to watch the “performance”
[mp3] Youth Group – Sorry
[mp3] The Dirtbombs – Trainwreck
[mp3] Damien Jurado – Bad Dreams