Tonight the leader of the free world will go on television to address you & I about how things are going. I’m guessing rather than addressing things of great importance (the troops we keep re-deploying, the estimated hundreds of thousands of Iraqi’s we’ve killed, etc, etc, ya know, all the little stuff) he will spend an hour talking about how awesome the economic stimulus package is that he didn’t veto (nothing stimulates the economy like giving people 300 bucks to spend on something we imported from China).
Hail to the chief.
[mp3] Death Cab for Cutie – President of What?
[mp3] The White Stripes – The Union Forever
[mp3] Rufus Wainwright – Oh What a World
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January 29, 2008 at 12:04 am |
A) Fantastic picture there. B) Uh, duh! Didn’t you see that Futurama episode where Nixon gives everyone a $300 Tricky-Dick Fun Bill as a tax rebate? It’s where George got the idea! And it totally worked, too. C) Love the site design!
January 29, 2008 at 5:34 am |
hilarious! I’ll be sure to spend my $300 on something that will do just the opposite.
January 29, 2008 at 7:36 pm |
what would you suggest he say?